Two nerdy guys talking about comics and all the things that go with them, movies, fan casts, art, story lines, Marvel Only. Cause fuck DC. (except Batman, calm down)
supervillains fucking hate fighting the x-men because the teams change constantly and sometimes there are??? totally new people there???? fuck there’s a teenager who literally just has eyes all over his body. is he even technically a superhero yet or is he a student. who the fuck knows. how do we counter this shit
When one seems completely non-mutated and they’re like
And no matter which team it is, Wolverine is there. Is it the future? Wolverine is there. Is it an alternate reality? Wolverine is there. Is Wolverine dead? Wolverine is there.
Was Wolverine never born in this alternate reality? Wolverine is there.
Does Wolverine only exist as a non corporeal spirit? Wolverine is there.
Is Wolverine only a philosophical construct used to explain our place in an uncaring universe? Wolverine is there.
Is Wolverine only a theological concept used to explain mankind’s struggle against the universe? Wolverine is there.
Is Wolverine there? Another Wolverine is also there.
And let’s not forget when the villains just switch sides. Last week this guy was on your side now he’s next to Wolverine and kicking your ass.
The only constant is Wolverine.
There are three constants in life: death, taxes, and Wolverine.
Death, Taxes, and Wolverine is the NEW name of my one man show
i love that every pokémon is someone’s favourite pokémon. it doesn’t matter how much you dislike a pokémon or how forgettable you you think a design is, out there is someone who thinks it’s their baby. my coworker who only discovered pokémon through pokémon go absolutely loves tangela and has a small army of fully powered up ones. at an expo once i saw a woman at a booth desperately trying to find an onix plushie because it was her daughter’s absolute favourite. i talked with someone recently who announced sudowoodo as their tippy top favourite. every single one is loved by someone and idk, i think that’s gotdang heartwarming
Not related to teen superheroes but I want to say something.
Currently, there is a bunch of raging misogynists, mostly connected to a movement called GamerGate, losing their shit all over the internet about women fighting in Battlefield V, a game set during WWII.
There is also a bunch of raging misogynists called ComicsGate whining about how [old man voice] “back in the days” comics were “manly” and “badass” and about “real men” like Frank Castle, Jesse Custer, Tommy Monahan or Billy Butcher (nevermind his book was all about why he is a horrible monster…) - they use Garth Ennis characters and books as their standard of good a lot, which mostly serves as best argument against Ennis I’ve ever seen.
ComicsGate and GamerGate are basically two heads of the same monster.
Garth Ennis is now doing a WWII comics about a woman fighting on a front.
So how long before these idiots declare him a “traitor” who “joined sjws”?
- Admin
Comicsgate is BS and Garth Ennis is a hero. That is all
I’m still angry that bucky’s arm dissolved with the rest of him. At least if it stayed rocket could have had some consolation prize, considering he just lost EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. of his friends.
